if you go to a football sports game and you run out of chips, eat these characters. they'll bring you joy. (some of these descriptions are still left over from tumblr in 2017 my personal thoughts on their descriptions may have shanged) HOME
Abe Takaya
Big Windup!
a good baseball boy who is accidentally aggressive in his protectiveness, pretends not to care at all but actually cares a lot.
Ash
Supernatural
literally dean if he had a mullet and knew more about computers, like dean if he was computer smart instead of the other genius he is, super awesome rocker who bangs hot chicks and sleeps on a pool table, rerouted heaven so he could get sam and dean where they needed to be, like literally opened wormholes in heaven
Castiel
Supernatural
Good Angel, confused about a lot of stuff, just wants to love and protect Humans. i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him i want to chew on him (he's perfect)
Charlie Bradbury
Supernatural
badass larping lady who hacked a video game and had to relive it until she almost died, rides a yellow scooter, jams to absolute bops, makes herself as inexpendable as possible, my idol
Charlie Kelly
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
best friend to mac, loves cats, inventor of kitten mittons, hates knees, loves cheese, eats catfood to sleep, sleeps ass to ass w frank, santa fucked his mom
Clive Babineaux
iZombie
COP DAD, got way more into DnD than probably anyone thought, protective of liv also in a way i didnt initially expect, i love him.
Craig Murray
The Craig Murray Incident
deserved so much better, was actually falling in love w sal during their 5 months relationship before sal cheated on him then shoved his new realtionship in craigs face and then went off and did the same romantic things w his new dude and craig still holds that against him even tho he still loves sal, yes hes from an old tenderloins video and its all fiction but um hes me and he also brings me great joy
Dan Stark
The Good Guys
old vet cop, danger is his middle name, day-drinks on the job, loves his partner, classic rock dad
Don E
iZombie
i love this lil guy. he's just a silly lil dude idk. i want to slap his bald head.
Dylan Ramirez
Original Character
Original character I made the fuck up. Attended Bullworth Academy.
GlaDos
Portal
mmmmmMMMMMMMM SUCH A GOOD RICH CHARACTER
Gordy
Ned's Declassified: School Survival Guide
janitor funnyman, cares abt the students more than cleaning the school, often seen sleeping in a yellow hasmat suit covered w a newspaper as a blanket
Inara Serra
Firefly
best companion in the 'verse, smart and charming, im in love with her
The Janitor
Scrubs
not to be confused w the other janitor, made me wanna be a janitor forreal irl, it started w a penny in the door, evil eyes, doesn't believe in the moon (it's just the back of the sun)
Jirachi
Pokemon
love this binch
Jody Mills
Supernatural
another badass lady, im not caught up on spn since like s9 but as far as im concerned shes my cop mom and witnessed leviathans
Jo Harvelle
Supernatural
literally knew the winchesters had a hand in her fathers death and still volunteered to be used as bait in a dangerous hunt where pretty blonde girls were killed but go off ig, really pretty and really a badass, her dads initials spell WAH so i think shes waluigis daughter but its unconfirmed
Lieutenant Ruiz
The Good Guys
badass lady, so many badass ladies here, is super hot and the best lieutenant in fictional dallas
Luigi
Super Mario Bros.
better than mario, jumps higher, is cooler, is taller, has his own haunted mansion and a cool scientist friend who gave him a magic ghost vaccuum
Mac
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
fat mac, country mac, all macs are good macs, best friend to charlie, master of karate
Major Lilywhite
iZombie
literally a golden retriever
Melissa
Monster Factory
burned all the dang souls, her girlfriend convinced her to do a sly cooper cosplay and she obliged even tho shes more of a tomba woman bc she loves her gf, denim and fur is the new leather and lace, a fashion icon, wears a jean smock (these are diesels)
Ravi Chakrabarti
iZombie
A good morgue boy, i love him and everything he is, i can get him pregnant
Roachie
Monster Factory
he could breakdance and he was her sonsband, Raddest Roach, eaten by The Final Pam after despawning, (SPOILER ALERT) respawns in shawns bed at the end of the game just before being cryogenically frozen and locked away in a heaven pocket dimension to become Schrodinger's Roachie
Saffron
Firefly
conned mal into letting her stay on the ship, accidentally maybe on purpose married him w the ceremony of the triumph settlers, is also a badass lady, known by several names but which ones her real name??, had a real husband once who was actually rich but it wasnt enough
Samara Morgan
The Ring
she didn't deserve what she got tbh, she needed a loving mother and eternal happiness
Sly Cooper
Sly Cooper
stealthy raccoon, sticky fingers. my middle school icon
Turbovicki
Monster Factory
the first in a long line of vickis that all died in the last lap of a bike race in wii sports resort (rip), big and ready for sports
Wallace Wells
Scott Pilgrim
big dick energy gay, didn't write the gay rule book but probably did actually edit and revise it and ok maybe publish it?
Wash
Firefly
space dad, dinosaur dad, hawaiian shirt dad, the funny one dad, best dang pilot this 'verse has ever seen, a big goofball until he has to fly difficult terrain (? is air turrain??) then hes Cool as a Cucumber, Mad Focus